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Z.B.: Deine Mutter ist so fett, selbst Bill Gates kann ihre Fettabsaugung nicht bezahlen.

Z.B.: "Bill Gates ist Vater geworden. Das Kind kriegt keinen Laufstall sondern gleich ein ganzes Laufwerk."

Z.B.: "Stell mal vor die hätten Bill Gates einfach so aus dem Laden geschmissen ... wegen irgendsoeiner Kinderkacke... dann hätten wir aber heute keine Computer"

Z.B.: Was schreit Bill Gates, wenn sein Schiff untergeht und er ertrinkt? F1! F1! F1!

Z.B.: A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man. "Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."