Z.B.: A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in
front of St. Peter at
the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks
behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your
clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never
moved, indicating that she
never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is
that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's
clock. The hands have moved
twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in
his entire life."
"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it
as a ceiling fan."
