George Bush Witz
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honour. What are you guys doing in here?" Bush says, "We're planning WW III. This time we're going to kill 40million Iraqis and one blonde with big tits." The guy exclaims, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?" Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart ass! I told you no one would worry about the 40 million Iraqis! Let's ROLL!"